Ask this in jest, but how would you rate our chances against this free agent 11?!

Reckon they would give us a run for our money.

Bad enough getting beat 3-0 at home by Liverpool, but so soon into Slots debut season, the result will just help boost their whole season, and help the players buy into his vision.

Had we shown some bollocks/backbone, and got a result, it could have derailed their season, at least for a little bit.

Is sancho does end up at Chelsea, wtf is going on there with psr

They really are the most batshitly run club.

How long can they keep giving players 8 year contracts?!

Osimhen off to Al Ahli in Saudi They've agreed a deal for Toney as well. Apparently they can only sign one foreign player. I think they've not agreed a deal with Oshimen so they'll sign toney only if Oshimen does not end up agreeing on a contract. The cynic in me would say, that when you are club o...

Huge credit to INEOS. They've been excellent this summer. Stellar off field appointments, and their approach to the window has been superb. Firstly the sales - 138m of incoming fees; our highest ever. And that's without selling any notable first team players. They shifted fringe players well, and t...

I'm seeing it reported that sterling's remaining contract over 3 years is worth 70mill. What the fuck lol. There is no way we should be paying him anything like that, if he does come, it would need to be a big pay cut, and chelsea pay him comp. That's what we always have to end up doing with all our...

I'd see Sterling as another Sanchez type signing, fucking shite. He's been at our two biggest rivals and he's also not that good, he's overpaid and I think he'd come with an ego. I've never rated sterling myself. He obviously has his talents, but when he was hitting big numbers, the majority of his...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5y8dn8z1zqo Ugarte fee agreed at 50mill euro. That should keep Dozer happier, PSG wanted 60mill, and we didn't relent. In the past we'd have waited to transfer deadline day, and after getting tanked 6-0 by Liverpool at OT, in desperation paid 80 mill fo...

Nah, don't see it whatsoever. How a club so poorly run for a generation can suddenly expect to sell underwhelmingly average midfielders for 40 mill is just Disneyworld stuff. And I'm sure Trollzer was saying all summer that we just need to get rid of players whatever the price and now when we do, I...

£26m is great money as it's "pure profit". That'll cover around £100m in amortised spending if we want, so Ugarte plus some of the other deals. I get the point about the goals but surely the expectation is that Zirkzee replaces them. We need more goals all round this season, can't rely on...