Cunto Signs…I mean Cunha…

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brianofnazarethffs
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Finally making the right signings.

We need creativity, fight and skills. He brings this.
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Cunto lol I just hope he's not shit like 99% of our other signings. 62.5m is lot of money if he is.
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I like the look of him and it's a long time since we've signed a proven Premier League player who bangs in some beauties,

I do worry that he'll be shit because we just ruin players, but our hit rate has improved recently.
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We have to sign Mateta now, if only for the 'A Cunha Mateta' chants.

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brianofnazarethffs wrote: 8 months ago Finally making the right signings.

We need creativity, fight and skills. He brings this.
The Messiah returns :ymhug:
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sheesh wrote: 8 months ago
brianofnazarethffs wrote: 8 months ago Finally making the right signings.

We need creativity, fight and skills. He brings this.
The Messiah returns :ymhug:
Sheesh my favourite brother from another mother! How’s your cock?
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brianofnazarethffs wrote: 8 months ago
sheesh wrote: 8 months ago
brianofnazarethffs wrote: 8 months ago Finally making the right signings.

We need creativity, fight and skills. He brings this.
The Messiah returns :ymhug:
Sheesh my favourite brother from another mother! How’s your cock?
It still works, thanks.

How very thoughtful of you to ask.
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What wage is this cunt on?
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dozer wrote: 8 months ago What wage is this cunt on?
Hard to know for sure, especially as the media always report them including all possible bonuses to make it sound sensational. Cunha was reportedly on £80k a week at Wolves but suddenly a few weeks back that jumped to £120k at Wolves, rising to £200k for us.

Subtract the sensationalism, all the bonuses and factor in the wage structure being rethought and you're talking maybe £150-160k for us,

One thing is for sure, it'll be less than Sancho and Rashford.
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Felwin wrote: 8 months ago
dozer wrote: 8 months ago What wage is this cunt on?
Hard to know for sure, especially as the media always report them including all possible bonuses to make it sound sensational. Cunha was reportedly on £80k a week at Wolves but suddenly a few weeks back that jumped to £120k at Wolves, rising to £200k for us.

Subtract the sensationalism, all the bonuses and factor in the wage structure being rethought and you're talking maybe £150-160k for us,

One thing is for sure, it'll be less than Sancho and Rashford.
Tbf to Ineos, they've worked hard to get the wage bill down. It's been the main focus for a couple of years - before Ineos tbf.

Ratcliffe also publicly named players and highlighted their overall cost to the club eg transfer fee plus wages. I think he named Sancho as one of them. So I'd be surprised if the new signings are on stupid Woodward esque money. It would undo a lot of hard work. It's also not doable under PSR / FFP which is something the club are trying to adhere to.
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