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Someone recommended using chatgpt or something else to manage the team. It seemed like a good idea.

I used the free Gemini pro and it gave me this. ChatGPT is shite. It picked Varane, Hojlund and Garnacho. Gemini is good enough to be the head coach, maybe even manager of manutd.
Right, it’s been a chaotic week at Carrington with Ruben’s departure, and that 2-2 draw at Burnley on Wednesday showed exactly why we can't just flip a switch and fix everything overnight. But this is the FA Cup, it’s Brighton at Old Trafford, and we need a result to steady the ship.
I’m scrapping the 3-4-3 completely. We looked far more comfortable when we switched to the 4-2-3-1 at Turf Moor, so I’m sticking with that shape to give us some stability and get the best out of Sesko, who is finally finding his feet.
Here is my starting XI to face Brighton this Sunday:
Formation: 4-2-3-1
| Position | Player | Reasoning |
|---|---|---|
| GK | Altay Bayindir | Lammens has been decent, but this is a Cup tie and I want an experienced head between the sticks. Bayindir deserves the gloves. |
| RB | Diogo Dalot | With Mazraoui away at AFCON, Diogo is the automatic pick. We need his energy up and down that right flank. |
| CB | Harry Maguire | I’m bringing Harry straight back in. Young Ayden Heaven had a tough night against Burnley (the own goal was unfortunate), but we can't risk that against Brighton. We need Harry's aerial dominance and leadership. |
| CB | Lisandro Martínez | Licha stays. We need his aggression to unsettle Brighton's technical attackers. A Maguire-Martínez partnership gives us the best balance of grit and ball-playing ability right now. |
| LB | Luke Shaw | He played the full 90 midweek, but we have no other senior options with Malacia still ghosting. If Luke can go, he starts. |
| CDM | Casemiro | We need his discipline. Brighton will try to pass through us; Case is there to break it up. |
| CDM | Manuel Ugarte | His energy next to Casemiro is non-negotiable. I want him snapping at their heels from minute one. |
| RW | Matheus Cunha | With Mbeumo and Amad at AFCON, Cunha has to start. He was sharp vs. Burnley and I want him drifting inside to combine with Bruno. |
| CAM | Bruno Fernandes (C) | The first name on the sheet. He looked liberated returning to the No. 10 role midweek. Everything goes through him. |
| LW | Patrick Dorgu | The lad impressed me at Burnley. He gives us natural width on the left which frees up Shaw to tuck in or overlap late. He’s young, but he’s fearless. |
| ST | Benjamin Sesko | He’s finally hot—two goals at Turf Moor. You don't drop a striker who just found his confidence. We feed him, he scores. |
The Bench:
Lammens (GK), Yoro, Evans, Mount, Zirkzee, Lacey, Wheatley, Collyer.
Unavailable:
* AFCON: Bryan Mbeumo, Amad Diallo, Noussair Mazraoui.
* Injury: Matthijs de Ligt, Kobbie Mainoo (still not quite ready).
The Team Talk:
"Forget the noise outside. We play on the front foot, we press them high, and we feed Sesko. Let's give the Old Trafford crowd something to actually cheer about."
Would you like me to simulate the match result based on this lineup?
Disclaimer: This post is likely to be WUMming. Irritate yourself with it at your own risk
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I quite like chatgpt. Not tried gemini pro. How is it better?
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sheesh wrote: 1 month ago I quite like chatgpt. Not tried gemini pro. How is it better?
There's a thread in off topic for talking about AI. Would you mind to keep any discussion of that there? All thoughts, ideas, criticisms, fears, etc., are very much welcome.
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I wouldn't say I'm confident, but it feels like we'll have a go and it'll be entertaining. They're not having a great season but we've struggled against them in recent years. Could see a high scoring game TBF.

3-2 to us.
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FuB wrote: 1 month ago
sheesh wrote: 1 month ago I quite like chatgpt. Not tried gemini pro. How is it better?
There's a thread in off topic for talking about AI. Would you mind to keep any discussion of that there? All thoughts, ideas, criticisms, fears, etc., are very much welcome.
My bad. Sorry!
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Fletcher has already been moaning a lot about the refs a lot :)) . Finally we have someone who complains about the refs. Those inept morons react to pressure just like they react to theatrics on the pitch. Amorim and Ten Hag not complaining at all cost us a lot of decisions and points.
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As United Manager, you can't be 'nice'. You have to go all in on the opposition, media, refs. Or you become an easy target.

As for the game, I'm just hoping for a similar style and level of performance as we got the other night, because that should almost certainly be enough for the win. I'd bring Mainoo in for Ugarte and Yoro in for Heaven.
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We're stuffing these cunts today. Gonna be the start of the rebirth.
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I feel unusually optimistic today. Which usually ends badly!
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Good 11

We're gonna pump em
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