Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

[dozer]

I don't post on twitter or fb, attacking players.
I post if they're good or bad at football wrt to being good enough for United here. How am I trolling players, first or not?

I suspect Fatty means you'll be the first to start trolling here about him and, to be fair, he's already right

Banking on a player being shit for us is a safe bet Dozer has been cashing in for years

Please. I didn't prematurely say Cunha or Mbuemo would be shit for us, did I? If they have a shit game, I'll call it out.
For instance, Cunha hasn't scored shit yet and he's being hailed as a great player for us.
To pull this off, you need to be vague, and there's someone pretty close by who's a specialist in making vague comments.

Funny how you left Sesko out who you've already said won't make it after 3 appearances off the bench

It's okay to be wrong Dozey. We won't think any less of you for it.

I gave you examples of players I didn't think were shit. Why would I bring up Sesko
Of course, I think Sesko will be a bad signing. I thought the Dutch crap we signed were too while we were signing them and made no secret of it.

Repeatedly chanting it's okay to be wrong doesn't make you right.

[Felwin]

I suspect Fatty means you'll be the first to start trolling here about him and, to be fair, he's already right

Banking on a player being shit for us is a safe bet Dozer has been cashing in for years

Please. I didn't prematurely say Cunha or Mbuemo would be shit for us, did I? If they have a shit game, I'll call it out.
For instance, Cunha hasn't scored shit yet and he's being hailed as a great player for us.
To pull this off, you need to be vague, and there's someone pretty close by who's a specialist in making vague comments.

Funny how you left Sesko out who you've already said won't make it after 3 appearances off the bench

It's okay to be wrong Dozey. We won't think any less of you for it.

I gave you examples of players I didn't think were shit. Why would I bring up Sesko
Of course, I think Sesko will be a bad signing. I thought the Dutch crap we signed were too while we were signing them and made no secret of it.

Repeatedly chanting it's okay to be wrong doesn't make you right.

You heard it here first lads. Sesko is shit.

[sheesh]

That has to be a record for writing someone off

[fat maradona]

Why be surprised sheesh, we're talking about Mystic Dozer.

[Felwin]

He was giving it his big "maximum of two seasons" line stolen from Berrada all last season like it's a revolutionary way to run a club.

Sesko gets about 100 minutes.

The more sensible of us were saying from the off he's going to need patience to adjust as he's not the finished article. I think we'll have a good idea by the end of this season, depending on whether or not Amorim stays. And as the lads on the pod discussed, the finances mean it almost looks like a straight swap on the books with Hojlund going out. So he just needs to be better than Hojlund was last season for it to be taking us forward.

[dozer]

He was giving it his big "maximum of two seasons" line stolen from Berrada all last season like it's a revolutionary way to run a club.

I've been saying maximum of two seasons probably before you joined the forum . Because it's you, I'm pretty sure you knew this too - you'd happily lie to win an argument instead of making reasoned points.

[Felwin]

He was giving it his big "maximum of two seasons" line stolen from Berrada all last season like it's a revolutionary way to run a club.

I've been saying maximum of two seasons probably before you joined the forum . Because it's you, I'm pretty sure you knew this too - you'd happily lie to win an argument instead of making reasoned points.

Touched a nerve there Dozey?

Pretty sure I joined the forum before you mate I remember back then when your favourite player was Fellaini. How'd that one work out?

And be honest with yourself, that two seasons stuff has been heavily weighted since Ineos came in.

[dozer]

That has to be a record for writing someone off

This is an example. People just belive other people's narratives instead of reading posts and thinking for themselves.

I didn't write Sesko off. Like how people generally predict that a signing will be a hit or a miss, I predicted that Sesko will be a miss. That doesn't mean he's already a flop. It's just a prediction; I'm not alone in this. Almost everyone here think well or poorly of a signing, even before we sign them. That's not the same as asking them to be sold right away instead of waiting for one or two seasons.

[sheesh]

That has to be a record for writing someone off

This is an example. People just belive other people's narratives instead of reading posts and thinking for themselves.

I didn't write Sesko off. Like how people generally predict that a signing will be a hit or a miss, I predicted that Sesko will be a miss. That doesn't mean he's already a flop. It's just a prediction; I'm not alone in this. Almost everyone here think well or poorly of a signing, even before we sign them. That's not the same as asking them to be sold right away instead of waiting for one or two seasons.

I'm only messing with you, you silly sausage

[fat maradona]

Lots of rags reporting that Zirkzee wants out 'after being snubbed by Amorim'. The cunt should score more goals then, he's played some minutes this season and hasn't had a shot on goal yet.