Unrealistic summer transfer wankfest III

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Aside from the signings we brought in this summer, the only players I'm actually arsed about keeping are Yoro, Amad and Mainoo. And the latter, I wouldn't blame for wanting out if he doesn't get real game time ahead of Jan. That's it. The rest I wouldn't give two shits about leaving, so long as the price is right. Even Bruno - we should have taken the 100m in the summer.
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fat maradona wrote: 4 months ago Lots of rags reporting that Zirkzee wants out 'after being snubbed by Amorim'. The cunt should score more goals then, he's played some minutes this season and hasn't had a shot on goal yet.
Why wasn't he sold in the summer?
We had surplus wingers/10s
We didn't get rid of the ten hag smell yet.
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Zirkzee is a languid flair player. It's good to see they're still being produced but hard to find a use for him, especially in Amorim's team. Systems football doesn't seem to accommodate them.
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Fuck the Glazers wrote: 4 months ago Zirkzee is a languid flair player. It's good to see they're still being produced but hard to find a use for him, especially in Amorim's team. Systems football doesn't seem to accommodate them.
Quite - can you imagine George Best under Amorim?
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Sounds like we're seriously in for Semenyo, but so are City a d Liverpool.
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JoelfuckingGlazer wrote: 1 month ago Sounds like we're seriously in for Semenyo, but so are City a d Liverpool.
If it's all true and not paper talk, why would he come to us? The club made a lot of us still having a special draw last summer with Cunha and Mbeumo, but he's grown up in the UK in a period dominated by the other two interested teams.

I think it's more likely we see Mainoo swapped out for another midfielder, if any business at all
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Why would he join as well when the club want to get rid of our best player in Fernandes.

United will fill their heads with 'we're building a major project, the rebirth of United' meanwhile they want to get rid of our best player which would easily put us in the bottom half of the table.

If the finances demand we cash him in, then we're not gonna become a top team any time soon
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Listening to the financial pod, pretty sure they reckon we've got 80m to spend. But I'm sure it's 80m on the credit card, so it'd keep us in the Glazer debt cycle.

Also still not convinced it's worth building a squad for Amorim.
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Apparently Semenyo grew up a United fan....
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Fuck the Glazers wrote: 1 month ago Listening to the financial pod, pretty sure they reckon we've got 80m to spend. But I'm sure it's 80m on the credit card, so it'd keep us in the Glazer debt cycle.

Also still not convinced it's worth building a squad for Amorim.
Agreed. Especially if we're buying a load of specialists.

Semenyo would probably be a WB though a la Amad, so you'd hope he could become a winger again once we have a normal system.

The more worrying thing for me would be getting rid of Mainoo and Bruno and buying specialist busy cunts for the midfield, so when we end up playing another system we're left with no fucker who can pass and move.
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