The mist of venom descends on Sir Alex Ferguson.
Seamus Heany meets El Classico at Run of Play
Messi in chocolate. Really.
Subbed at half-time? Head down the pub!
Rafa Benitez has a tiny penis.
Darren Bent offers Stan Collymore sex advice on Facebook.
Football, typically German.
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