BREAKING NEWS!!! SAF has confirmed that we have signed De Gea. I don’t have to give you the link because its all over the news everywhere. I picked it up from BBC sports. They say a deal of 16 million was agreed on which as I told you, I already knew about, but De Gea seemed unsure whether to go or stay. Check it out for yourself. Don’t want you to say I’m spreading a lot of rumours.
By the way, I bought that Sir Bobby’s book the very same week it came out so that’s why I have not participated. For those who have been wondering why am not involved in this. That is.
Calvino said:
By the way, I bought that Sir Bobby’s book the very same week it came out so that’s why I have not participated. For those who have been wondering why am not involved in this. That is.
I was gonna PM you about this. Thanks for clearing it up
As the Bible says: Thou shalt not lie down with the
asses and topless Big Brother stunnas called Imogen Thomas
out of wedlock and hide your sins beneath a shirt in a shiny
suit lest the world be consumed by a fiery ball of death or
thou be found out.
Amen.
Yeeay. I win something!
Well….Twas the best…..easy decision in the end.
By the way i was on the old forum years ago . Username was ‘mike’ something.
Didn’t post much but i remember names Spud , Spike, C. Hormone and their were names like moxdevil , whithead, Sparky , don’t recognise anyone else here . Great days.
From the Emerald Isle , went to Oz , when i came back the forum was gone!
Anyone remember a prat called Noncakall? Lol
The real troubles in life are apt to the things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle tuesday.
“I love ya Giggsy, we go way back… but if you come anywhere near Victoria… I will fuck you up.”
“Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching’ tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you.”
“In the Loos?”
“No, she was called Imogen”
Beckham “What have you been tearing apart since 1991”
Giggs “Imogen Thomas and Super injunctions lad!”
For those on the forum…
‘Reds then, Reds now.’
Giggs: I hope we don’t Loos this.
Beckham: Me too, Imogen that!
‘Where no are words needed…our feet understand each other.’
Pearson wins.
Giggs… “and on top of that, she had the cheek to try and bleed me for £100K”…
Beckham… “don’t worry Mate, take it from me, Qualada will sort you out in no time”…
cunts
BREAKING NEWS!!! SAF has confirmed that we have signed De Gea. I don’t have to give you the link because its all over the news everywhere. I picked it up from BBC sports. They say a deal of 16 million was agreed on which as I told you, I already knew about, but De Gea seemed unsure whether to go or stay. Check it out for yourself. Don’t want you to say I’m spreading a lot of rumours.
Herbie – I’d love to praise your “I told you first,” but actually I think I did, about 6 months ago on the pod 🙂
Fuck off Herbie.
That will be all.
Herbie fuck off and stop spamming threads read the reports they say close to signing.
Becks “Ryan whats your favourite dish ?”
Giggs “Welsh rare bit”
It’s close between RedDread and Pearson.
deleted Herbies “I told you first” shite
Seriously, now am getting very hot under the collar: Spike, Alf, Robbo are all MODs! How on earth did that pass me by?
Ed, while you are sorting out my MOD controls can you please find Dannitronix. Or you other MODs if the Ed is too busy.
*can’t wait for those who are going to throw brickbats at me*
Sorry Cal – what are you asking me exactly?
By the way, I bought that Sir Bobby’s book the very same week it came out so that’s why I have not participated. For those who have been wondering why am not involved in this. That is.
So I hear you dont like to Twitter?
No but I want to twat her
Becks: “I heard that you’ve signed De Gea”
Giggs: “Yeah, Herbie Simms told us this morning”
I was gonna PM you about this. Thanks for clearing it up
FFS
Giggs – I’ve been Super-bad
Beckham – Can’t Imogen why
As the Bible says: Thou shalt not lie down with the
asses and topless Big Brother stunnas called Imogen Thomas
out of wedlock and hide your sins beneath a shirt in a shiny
suit lest the world be consumed by a fiery ball of death or
thou be found out.
Amen.
Best thing you ever posted :o)
becks..you were well caught giggsy
giggs… fuck up!
– i’ve been to the Royal Wedding.
– i’ll still be knighted no matter what they twit.
Ed’s “for those on the forum” post is (unintentionally?) the clear winner.
The rest of the entries are bollocks.
I thought mine was pretty good… you don’t know what qualada is, do you?
Ask Han or Madred… they’ve been going though the shit like crazy.
Just stick to this alibi, Giggsy. Brooklyn, Romeo and Luz should be done vandalizing those hacks right about now!
Beckham impersonater :
“Cant believe were getting away with this”
Giggs impersonater:
“Carefull, Gary’s looking at us funny”
giggs.. my wifes taking half of everything mate
becks.. does that mean she has 6 more league titles than gerrard now?
Becks – Lets get em big brother!
it does not matter one jot what he is asking
Yes it does… he was saying mine was the best.
mine is.. easy
Yes… yours was “easy”… but they don’t give prizes for… “easy”.
Giggs – “Just like fucking Saigon, eh, Slick?”
Becks – “I was in junior high, dickhead!”
It’s a Die Hard reference. You know, the FBI guys reminiscing about the old days. I’ll get my coat, you cunts…
If you have to explain it… it’s either rubbish… or it was good, but now you’ve fucked it all up… don’t you know anything?
Where’s your “bashing himself to death on the keyboard” thingy?
No, Alf, I just knew I’d need to explain it to some of the dozy cunts on here
Avatar won’t work on this site. I was quite annoyed, so left it black.
Where is Dannitronix and my MOD controls?
Cal – use wisely!
ffs who is giving a child the machine gun
Cal a mod? Jesus wept. I can see posts disappearing willy nilly if he disagrees with the sentiment!
OK I think all the Giggs/Imogen jokes were a bit passé…
So I’m going with chocolate ball’s
Beckham impersonater :
“Cant believe were getting away with this”
Giggs impersonater:
“Carefull, Gary’s looking at us funny” chocolatteballs
Charming!
Yeeay. I win something!
Well….Twas the best…..easy decision in the end.
By the way i was on the old forum years ago . Username was ‘mike’ something.
Didn’t post much but i remember names Spud , Spike, C. Hormone and their were names like moxdevil , whithead, Sparky , don’t recognise anyone else here . Great days.
From the Emerald Isle , went to Oz , when i came back the forum was gone!
Anyone remember a prat called Noncakall? Lol
The real troubles in life are apt to the things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle tuesday.
nonsikal was a smooth riding debonair brother who made usher look like tom waits
smooth as silk and blacker than ebony……..
i for one loved him…..loved him!!!
He made Usher look good?
no…tom waits is good compared to usher
ffs……..
Nancy and I were good Mates.
ha ha.
Yea i suppose he was ok in general. Was obvious he was more into Mikel than Utd though. Big man crush goin on there.
“I love ya Giggsy, we go way back… but if you come anywhere near Victoria… I will fuck you up.”
“Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and ching’ tu madre! Come out from that shit-hole of yours. I have to speak to you.”
“now Ryan…this 4th kid of mine……..”