Is this a fan’s life?
Is it philosophy?
Trapped in a cycle,
No release from mundanity.
Breathe out a sigh,
Look to the scoreboard and see,
They’re just a flawed team, passing it timidly,
Because they knock it right, knock it left,
play it back, not so deft,
Anyway the ball goes doesn’t really bother the goal, the goal.
Eddie just sacked a man,
Waited till he won the cup,
Said to him “your time is up.”
Eddie, wants to start again,
With a man from Portugal called José.
Eddie, ooh,
Looks like you’ll have to try,
To sign him up today perhaps tomorrow,
Special One, Special One, spare a thought for poor Juan Mata.
José, your time has come,
Old Trafford’s now your home,
And you’ll sit upon your throne.
Hello, everybody, He’s back again,
Even if the knights were all against the move.
José, ooh (everyway the ball goes),
You just wanna try,
To sometimes act like you’re not an utter boor.
I see the agent of this so-called special man,
Gestifute, Gestifute, time to speak to Sir Mendes.
Paperclips and typing,
Bus Parking stifling me.
(Marcos Rojo) Marcos Rojo.
(Marcos Rojo) Marcos Rojo,
Marcos Rojo burned his toast
Here’s a photo!
José’s a free boy, PSG loves him.
José’s a free boy and he’d join happily,
Negotiations seem far too easy.
Image rights, Image rights, is the contract done?
Special One! No, the contract is not done. (Get it done!)
Special One! The contract is not done. (Get it done!)
Special One! The contract is not done. (Get it done!)
The contract is not done. (Get it done!)
The contract is not done
Get it done.
Done, done, done, done, done, done, done.
Oh, Mr. Mendes, Mr Woodward (Mr. Fergie, let him sign.)
Abramovich holds José’s naming rights for Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea
Do you think that will stop him from poking some eyes?
Do you think that will stop him from landing his prize?
Oh, Roman, can’t do this to him, Roman,
Just gotta succeed, just gotta succeed LVG.
(Jo-sé, Jo-sé)
Spare a thought for Mata,
because probably,
José’s all that matters,
José really matters, Eddie.
Can we see some more goals?
Amidst the million Manchester articles published this last week, this is easily my favourite.
Waoohh this is amazing!!!!
Welcome to the Theatre of Dreams “THE SPECIAL ONE”
Just need someone to sing the piece.
Perhaps Paul and Ed on a future Rantcast?
He is not the special one… he made it VERy clear:
Jose Mourinho is now the Ready One!
Brilliant stuff!