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Jan. 15, 2026

Seven Shades of Shit

#619. Smashed at Anfield yet again. We went into the game confident in United's progress and left it wondering what the hell just happened. Seven goals from eight shots on target, but too many players were "unprofessional" according to Erik ten Hag. Ed & Dan mostly agree. No Question About…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Fred Will Tear You Apart

#614. United beat Barcelona at Old Trafford - an evening worthy of the Europa League Round of 32 play-off! Though the victory only progresses United one round further in Europe's second tier competition it felt much more significant. United are back and beating the continent's best once again. Ed &…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Arse End of Nowhere

#725 United lose to Arsenal at Old Trafford in the Premier League, while the women's team win the FA Cup at Wembley. A mixed bag of performances and results this weekend for Ed & Dan to discuss. For backers, we look back on the Champions League semi-finals and ahead to…

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Jan. 15, 2026

God Save The King

#752 It's international week and while the English media were obsessed with the national anthem, Ed and Wayne enjoyed a return for a former United academy prospect. Meanwhile, at United there are changes in the backroom staff and Wayne has a book recommendation, among other ramblings. Enjoy. If you are…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Look at his Cherub Face

#608. Victory over Reading at Old Trafford as United move into the FA Cup fourth round. It was Brazilian night, with Casemiro and Fred scoring the goals. But did Ten Hag take too many risks playing so many of his first choice players? Ed & tom discuss. For Patreon backers,…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Bringing Balance to the Force

#602. United beat Everton in the FA Cup and it was never really in doubt. Ed & Dan discuss why United are now beating crap teams with ease. There's some discussion of United's FA Cup fourth round draw and the EFL Cup tie with Charlton in midweek. For backers, we…

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Jan. 15, 2026

New Season, Same Old Problems

#564. Ten Hag begins with a defeat. It was predictably awful from United for much of this game. The club has spent the summer avoiding central midfielders like they’re the plague and it showed, with Scott “Eight Completed Passes” and Fred giving ample evidence of that in the first half.…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Moanchester United

#793 | Comprehensively beaten by Newcastle at Old Trafford and it wasn't even really close. Ed and Paul discuss United's defeat, the ongoing challenges at the club, Sir Jim Ratcliffe's wrong-ness and where United go after this. If you are interested in supporting the show and accessing exclusive bonus episodes,…

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Jan. 15, 2026

The Kobbie Lobby

#684. Victory over Everton, with an outrageous goal by Alejandro Garnacho and a beautifully mature performance by Kobbie Mainoo. Ed & Dan can't help fanboying about the pair of them. For backers, we look back on Terry Venables legacy. If you are interested in supporting the show and accessing exclusive…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Bald Takeover

#698. Manchester United have a new CEO and there's cautious optimism that the club is finally moving in the right direction. Ed & Wayne discuss Omar Berrada's impending arrival and what it means for the future. There's also a discussion about Manchester United women's challenging season and a preview of…

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Jan. 15, 2026

Pure Frustration

#944 | Ed and Dharnish dissect Manchester United's 1-1 draw against West Ham at Old Trafford. They discuss the game's key moments, defensive lapses, and tactical decisions, including the four defensive substitutions that stifled attacking momentum. The conversation touches on the struggles in maintaining consistent performance levels and the overall…

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Jan. 14, 2026

There's No Football To Talk About

#525. It's a new era, with Wayne Barton joining Ed as host for this week's show... and with two United games called off due to a Covid outbreak, there's no football to talk about. Great timing! Instead, Ed and Wayne talk about how Covid is impacting football, Kieran McKenna leaving…

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Jan. 14, 2026

We'll Always Have Paris

#521. That's it folks. Ole is no more. After another humiliating defeat - this time at Watford - Joel Glazer brought the axe down on Solskjaer's three years as Manchester United manager. It had to happen, but in classic United style, the planning has been, well, sub-optimal. Michael Carrick takes…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Come on (Most of) You Reds

#511. Mason Greenwood scored late as United beat Wolves at Molineux. It was a fortunate result given just how many chances the home side created and yet more evidence of just how badly United need reinforcements in central midfield. Ed & Paul discuss a mixed performance in the Midlands. Then…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Summer Special: George Best, True Genius

#506. There are few players more discussed than George Best. Just days after what would have been Best's 75th birthday, Ed chats to his son Calum about George's life and the new documentary and book, George Best: True Genius. Calum narrates a film that focuses on the football and not…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Sh*t Got Villareal

#503. The campaign ended in disappointed in the Europa League final. There has been progress this season, but United's penalty shoot-out defeat to Villareal exposed plenty of flaws in the team and in the manager. United's Plan A didn't work against a well coached opponent. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer didn't have…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Shafting the Club at Every Level

#501. On the pitch, United's mens team lose to Leicester and Liverpool amid a hectic schedule. Is the heavy workload catching up with Ole's team at just the wrong time? Off it, women's team manager Casey Stoney resigns, apparently in protest at the lack of investment by the club's Board…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Second Half FC

#500. On the 500th episode of NQAT ... United produce another second-half comeback to secure three more points and qualification for next season's Champions League. After winning 3-1 at Aston Villa, United have now won 31 points from losing positions this season. Ed & Paul discuss victory at Villa Park,…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Spin Kings

#498. The fallout from the now collapsed Super League continues, with the Mad King Señor Perez being, well, mad over in Madrid, Ed Woodward spinning furiously in Manchester, and City and Chelsea denying either wanted to be in the tournament in the first place. Ok lads. Meanwhile, on the football…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Ole's Hungry Kids

#495. United beat Spurs at the "Tottenham Hotspur Stadium" and José Mourinho lost the run of himself. Mark it down as a thing you absolutely love to see. United's victory further cements the team's second place in the Premier League, with qualification for the Champions League now all but guaranteed.…

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Jan. 14, 2026

McSaucey-ish

#481. United beat Watford at Old Trafford to reach the FA Cup Fourth Round. It was an underwhelming performance from a much-changed team. Ed & Paul discuss and then look ahead to Tuesday night's Premier League tie at Burnley. For backers a brief look at the FA Cup Third Round…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Ole We Do Is Win

#479. NQAT is back after a five match winter break. It may only have been two weeks, but in this most packed of seasons, we missed a lot of action. Ed & Paul look back on United's festive programme, with a deep dive on the recent victory over Aston Villa…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Istanbulshit Performance

#469. Manchester United lost to İstanbul Başakşehir with one of the most comically poor defensive displays of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's managerial reign. Of any managerial reign. Just what has Ole been coaching all these months? The defeat places United in a more difficult Champions League position than should be the…

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Jan. 14, 2026

Maupaying the Price for Handball

#462. United got very, very lucky, but the first three points of the Premier League campaign are now on the board thanks to Bruno Fernandes' 100th minute penalty winner. Jose Mourinho moaned, but apparently United really can do whatever they want, including scoring after the final whistle has blown. Ed…

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